Don't mention it. And, uh, please. Call me Lucifer.
[ They've moved past honorifics, surely. ]
So, guess I owe you a secret in return huh?
[ Well, since they're sharing the big stuff. ]
... Every year, Heaven would send an army down to thin Hell's numbers. I'm the one who let them do it, with the only stipulation being that they didn't hurt my family. I doomed thousands and thousands, probably millions, of mortal souls to eternal death just because I was so disillusioned with humanity that I didn't care.
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[ They've moved past honorifics, surely. ]
So, guess I owe you a secret in return huh?
[ Well, since they're sharing the big stuff. ]
... Every year, Heaven would send an army down to thin Hell's numbers. I'm the one who let them do it, with the only stipulation being that they didn't hurt my family. I doomed thousands and thousands, probably millions, of mortal souls to eternal death just because I was so disillusioned with humanity that I didn't care.