No, that's not how it works at all. People only go to Hell when they die if they were awful in life. I'm the ruler of the kingdom of sin, don't you get it? Phoenix and Ori and Takuto aren't going to end up there! And I wouldn't want them to! Hell sucks.

[ He jabs a finger out, pointing across the room at a certain other doctor. ]

I'm only gonna get to see Brenner again one day and I don't fucking want to!