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WEEK FOUR MINGLE
ᯓ⭐ WEEK FOUR MINGLE
Heya, lovebirds! You're entering the final week and things sure are... great.
Right?
Well, whether you're feeling great or not, you're going to find yourself looking your best in formal wear this week! Suits, gorgeous dresses, fabulously outlandish outfits, you name it, you're stuck in it. No sweatpants or lab coats for anyone this week. We have standards.
And we also believe in telling the truth, one way or another!
That's right, if you're asked a question, any question at all, no matter how innocent or dire, you are compelled to speak your most truthful answer. It could be who you think is the hottest in the castle. It could be your opinion on orange juice. Whatever it is, there is no longer a brain-to-mouth filter in place!
And maybe you'll figure that out and all decide to be merciful, but Riri will be popping up every now and then. And Riri? Riri will not be merciful.
Except for one thing, and that's a note in the main room that states simply: You all suck at this, so this week, our good ol' lesbian duo can now speak normally. You're welcome. ♥
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Red juice stains his jaw as he licks his fingers clean. Then he turns the bone around in his hand for a time, taking in its contour with a discerning gaze, before a red light flickers from his palm. The bone crumbles into dust and Mithra curls his long fingers in to make a fist, capturing the remains before they can fall onto the ground.
Come night, Mithra wanders the castle as he's done ever since bed arrangements ended with Manuela after the first week. Deprived of blissful oblivion, he nurses the occasional drink at a mini bar, floats on his back with the suit on in the pool, strolls through the flower garden, and stargazes on the roof to kill time. It's that hour when everything is still and silent, only for the familiarity of solitude to be shattered by the emergence of another presence as Mithra's eyes, bright against the pronounced bags under them, flit away from the current task at hand.]
Hello. What brings you here?
night, pool... keeping the martha agenda alive
I’d ask why you’re wearing a suit in the pool, but I think you’d just tell me “because I felt like it.”
[As for Mithra’s question—]
I felt like talking a walk tonight. I’m feeling restless.
#IBelieveInMartha
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CAT...HERD??
But!
Aurelia is not going to let that happen. So she gathers everyone as best she can, dragging people if need be, to the living room. I forgot to pick a fit for the week. She's wearing this gown. There.
And then, hands on her hips:]
Very well then. Let's not wait until the last minute to decide on both the Truth Booth and the Perfect Matches this ceremony.
If we do, I fear a loss is in our future.
So. Our options appear to be either Mithra and Brenner, or one of the Potato Creature's matches. Lin and Zhongli, or Phoenix and Xianyun. I'm inclined to believe Mithra and Brenner are a match, so I would rather we choose between one of the two leftover matches to send.
Now, I would like to hear opinions from everyone, especially those who have not spoken much throughout these discussions.
[YOU HEAR THAT, CAGEY MDILFS?]
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You're that certain that myself and Mithra are a match?
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There was discussion about sending one of the assigned pairs this week for the sake of a receiving a positive confirmation, one way or the other. At this point, sending another pair in to possibly receive a negative result without a direct positive inference in tandem won't do us much good. Therefore I agree—I believe it should be Lin and Zhongli but that is mainly based off instinct.
After that, we can see what conclusions we can draw based off the other ceremonies. To that end, I think it likelier than not that my assigned match is Manuela, but we can discuss that possibility when we have more truths to work with.
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If we're going on the assumption that Mithra and Brenner are a match, plus one of Riri's pairs, then I think my only options at this point are Ori or Oz, possibly Phoenix if he's not matched with Xianyun.
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Ah... if it turns out to have been a different pair who was right in the second week and then a more different one last weekend this all falls apart, huh...
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The more I hear, the less sure I am of any of our potential lineups.
[ A beat, because no doubt this will have a cost, but: ]
I think we should implore Riri to allow us a second Truth Booth this week.
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[Phoenix remarks. Now all the cat herders did do a fine job, but Aurelia really has that way of getting down to business.
Though Phoenix is a little more nervous after Lin and Zhongli's altercation. (Luckily, no pizza bagels were spilled this time. He's not indulging the floor goblins)]
S-so, uh, are we counting Lin and Zhongli out now, or should we give them time to sort things out...? [A nervous laugh.] Maybe neither of our pairs have to go to the well after all! I'd be fine with that. [(And my back would be a lot more fine!)] On my part, I hadn't put thought into Xianyun as a possibility, but she definitely is someone I like and respect! I don't have any qualms with being, uh, paired up with her.
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can we behave at dinner TONIGHT? (tuesday group entanglement)
Manuela, in her ostentatious finery, saws as delicately at possible at her entree.] So, I just came out of that door. [Toplevel pending?] I swear I saw situations pulled straight from those vid-ee-oh games Riri is so fond of.
It got me thinking: Are these little stage plays supposed to be giving us clues? Even if we figure out what we want to do about the well, We still have a half dozen more choices ahead of us. Is anyone an expert?
[TAKUTO MARUKI IT IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE. MAYBE?]
NOT LOAD BEARING HOUSEWIVES
Anyway, she's here eating her plate calmly. ]
You might be on to something. I didn't consider it before, but a lot of these roles are like "protectors" and "protected." Or, at least at the school and the fairy tale one, it was. [ She looks up, trying to recall more of the roles she saw in action. ] It could be that we were meant to find possible matches that way.
[ Scenarios that were compatible to complete with other people might mean they were meant to be together.... maybe?
wait here's her sexy evening dress this is an important edit ]
another load-bearing housewife reporting for booty
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[ sorry he's got nothing. but hmm, his curiosity is peaked by the game mention.
he might have been playing a lot of those because he does not need to sleep much. ](no subject)
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After a moment, however, his eyes snap wide, head whipping up. ]
Wait. You might be onto something. Yesterday, we discussed my match possibly being Oz-san. If that's the case, then...let's just say it would be fitting for him to be a phantom thief to steal my heart as the...protagonist of this latest scenario.
[ In a sense. He isn't leaning into his role from the scenario, he's failed every route so hard. ]
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MID-WEEK RIRI
But also-- ]
So, for extra points this week, let's see some kisses! Let's see... ten points for dipping someone into a kiss and twenty points for creative kissing. None of that composed stuff like you're shaking hands.
Also if you're going for multiple points, it's gotta be with a different person every time or I'm not counting it.
Now, whaddya want?
operation seduce the potato...?
[...Presumably Riri's body is composed of flesh and not something else. She's not going to dwell on that particular thought for too long. She's trying to speak smoothly and confidently, like they're not all one step away from dropping the entire basket of eggs this week.]
Did you come by because you want a kiss of your own?
but why
desperate times
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SPIN THE BOTTLE POINTS RACK UP
[ After Riri gives them their little task for points... well, Lin gets cookin on a special strategy for them all. ]
If we want any chance of getting help from the higher ups, we're gonna sit down and show that we're serious about doing these challenges and banding together. We're not gonna sit around on our thumbs for the rest of our time here — let's show some motivation, people.
[ She forcibly puts an emptied vodka bottle in the center of where everyone's gathered. That's right, it's spin the bottle! Take a spin, and kiss whoever you land on. Get points. Create week four tension.
Start more fights?Profit. If anyone looks tentative, she'll cross her arms with the most dead serious expression imaginable. ]Oh, come on. You're not afraid, are you?
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"we already have the vampire thread" and?
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this is how linthra can still win
YEEEAH
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Creative kissing...?
[ Wait. No that's not what she's here for! Actually, Ori is probably tugging Maruki along by the arm as she comes up to Riri. ]
Hello, Riri. I'm glad you could join us today! Actually, Maruki and I were wondering if you might be open to some negotiating...
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Alrighty, Lucifer. Get over here.
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TURN-IN
Re: TURN-IN
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Truth Booth Watch Party
It's time to see which of the Riri pairs last week was right. Let's try not to fight in the process. ]
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Which is, of course, exactly what she's currently doing. ]
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FINAL CATHERD (we're going all in on martha)
They have to give it their all.
She doesn't prepare any snacks or other refreshments, mainly because at this point she wants people to be completely focused. That doesn't mean others can't distribute them, though. She motions for everyone to gather around a large table and settles her hands down on it, looking over a group of faces that have become quite familiar to her over the past month. ]
We now have all the information we're going to get, which means it's time to make some hard decisions and truly search both your mind and your heart for what feels correct based on what we know so far.
Lucifer must be paired with either Manuela or Ori. While he shares a love for singing with Manuela, he and Ori are both devils of a sort, from what I understand. My instincts have had me wondering if Manuela and Uroko were matches for a while now, so I'm inclined to think Lucifer and Ori are matched.
However, our instincts have led us wrong a number of times so far, which means that everyone needs to be brutally honest as to who they think they could be matched with and why. We also need to consider every pairing that has been eliminated, as well as every hint we've been given, and what options we're left with.
[ She pauses then, letting out a heavy sigh. ]
Unfortunately, we have to either assume that Mithra and Brenner are or aren't a match in order to move forward. Otherwise there are far too many possibilities to consider. Mithra seems convinced that Brenner is his match, and he was apparently correct about Xianyun and Phoenix being matched according to what Manuela told me, so... I propose we move forward with that assumption, and work things out from there.
[ That was... so much talking, but she is used to this sort of thing from her work. It's nice to not be completely tongue-tied and unable to participate; she only wishes it hadn't come in the final hour. ]
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If we're going with the assumption that Brenner and Mithra are matched.... then Zhongli and Oz have to be matched, because I can't be matched with either of them. Oz and I were matched during the blackout, and we had the no match in the truth booth today. That means I have to be matched with someone on the other team.
That leaves us with Brenner and Mithra, Xianyun and Phoenix, Zhongli and Oz, and Aurelia and Yukong. If we're all cashing in on Brenner and Mithra... we can move forward with those four assumed to be correct.
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Post Cat Hearding Tea and Snacks
Zhongli makes some tea and sets it out among the table along with a few sweet treats.]
It was quite turbulent and whatever happens tomorrow will happen. But assuming we all get back what was taken tomorrow perhaps one last poem for the road?
[I'm writing you one last limerick.]
Ten and four found themselves at the door
Of a grand castle and tasked with a chore
Find the matches of your hearts
For surely we all had the smarts
And if we fail, I hear there might be war
Of the contestants was fair Aurelia
A leader and vocal, always with an idea
And her match found was a Foxian brave and true
Yukong bright and brilliant with her gaze on the blue
Without their guidance I admit we fell into a bit of mania
Next we have the beautiful opera singer
Always looking for that single ringer
Voice stolen and locked away
So we really must save the day
That we may listen to a lovely stinger
Next is Ori small, lovely and kind
Who could transform into any animal you can find
Though I must confess I recall you best as a frog
And partaking on my own cruel apple grog
Yet with a kiss you were no longer being spellbind
Next we of course have Doctor Brenner
Who I fear caused quite the tremor
I can't say I approve
We all ask you to improve
A heart is supposed to be in your center
And we skip to a different doctor here with us
Always engaging and willing to discuss
Looking to improve with each day that passes
Seeing the world through a new pair of glasses
Needless to say I wish you success
Gentle and true, you can hear his objection
Paired with someone who holds my deep affection
With her by your side you'll learn to love the sky
In days to come you'll envy that you can't fly
But know that she's always under my protection
Earth bound and true we have Miss Lin
Who was determined to see us to a win
I admit greatly with all my heart
That we will not angrily part
We can meet again with naught but a grin
Troublesome Mithra to this day
I fear I don't understand much of what you say
But I will confess that I do take amusement
In your Doctor Brenner inducement
Do be careful or you'll turn him an early grey
There is a tale here for this one's restraint
Though I can admit that it is not a fair complaint
Uroko of the great and wide sea
A place that still wounds me endlessly
Another day the picture I will paint
Dearest Cloud Retainer long time friend
We see this new trial through to the end
Your presence and words were held most dear
Left on my own there would have been much to fear
I hold true to my word to punish that who did offend
To Oz my match I hope these words reach you
Out of all people here it seems to be us two
Should you wish we should talk under star filled skies
Do reach out should the want ever arise
I do so enjoy talking to someone new
Last but not least a wondrous treasure
Dearest Lucifer I am fond of you without measure
Soaring the skies in a gentle embrace
Made this stone heart endlessly race
Knowing you has been nothing but a pleasure
Come what may
I can easily say
Being here was a treat
That couldn't be beat
Each of you have made the day.
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Zhongli's sentiments always seem to come across best this way, and once all is said and done, Yukong's heart can feel nothing but warm, despite all the ups and downs of the past weeks.
She claps at an appropriate volume for an appropriate length of time, and then stands and approaches. ]
I will do my best to put the lines to memory, to turn back to on a rainy day.
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He's inspecting a rose bush as he waits, though whenever she draws close enough he raises his brows at her.]
Well. Congratulations on your match-up.
[She wasn't sent to the truth booth, nor will she be going to the honeymoon suite for a whole day, but she does have an answer regarding who her perfect match truly is, after today.]