ᯓ⭐ WEEK FOUR MINGLE

Heya, lovebirds! You're entering the final week and things sure are... great.

Right?

Well, whether you're feeling great or not, you're going to find yourself looking your best in formal wear this week! Suits, gorgeous dresses, fabulously outlandish outfits, you name it, you're stuck in it. No sweatpants or lab coats for anyone this week. We have standards.

And we also believe in telling the truth, one way or another!

That's right, if you're asked a question, any question at all, no matter how innocent or dire, you are compelled to speak your most truthful answer. It could be who you think is the hottest in the castle. It could be your opinion on orange juice. Whatever it is, there is no longer a brain-to-mouth filter in place!

And maybe you'll figure that out and all decide to be merciful, but Riri will be popping up every now and then. And Riri? Riri will not be merciful.

Except for one thing, and that's a note in the main room that states simply: You all suck at this, so this week, our good ol' lesbian duo can now speak normally. You're welcome. ♥

FAQ ⭐ Truth Booth Voting ⭐ Mysterious Thing ⭐ Sex Dungeon ⭐ Perfect Match Voting

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[Interesting, interesting...]

And if Lucifer and Manuela are a match, then it must be you and Oriphi or you and Uroko.

[She taps a finger on her elbow as she thinks.]

I wonder which of the pairings is the most likely...? It seems most are more candid than usual right now, which may very well assist us in determining that.

Edited 2024-04-08 18:20 (UTC)

We would not be paired together. He is not to my taste, but moreover, I find his act of playing God unseemly.

Edited 2024-04-08 18:32 (UTC)

Why does that matter? Your match isn't the same as your choice. If matches are supposed to make us happy, then Lucifer and Zhongli wouldn't be a part of these discussions.

[ Mithra 🥺 Don't you dare make him like you now in the 11th hour!! ]

In the sense of physical desire, that does seem to have been taken into account. The only men I would lay with here, without a female, are Oz and Zhong Li.

[ ...sure that was a thing he just said.

[......]

[ he has eyes and has never been afraid to say he has eyes!

he just wasn't going to mention that for other very obvious reasons, but sure why not. ]

[Closes my eyes and apologizes and prays we don't have a week four situation. This was supposed to be my not embarrassing round.

But the truth compulsion.]

I fear I find fish repulsive.

[ it's totally fine, he's like yomi

which is to say he really doesn't care two hoots if you insult him. he just waves a hand like he was swatting a fly. ]

It's not relevant either way.

[ ... ]

Z-Zhongli... I find that's a little mean-spirited...

[ ah?

he's tuned zhong li out but of course he hears ori.

ah. don't mind him hiding his face with his wine glass. ]

[ ... he knows this, still, and yet.

stick to your ass and bosoms. ]

[ wow you picked him week two!

it's okay this isn't the round we're going to make kia scream it's fine. ]

[Mithra stares at Uroko.]

Are you stupid?

[Because that sounds like Uroko is willing to lie with either gender.]

[help why is honest Mithra so funny and honestly enjoyable.]

[ a sigh. ]

There are vast differences between them and the rest of the men. [ me like is it time to bring out the otome slang and praying. ]

[🙏]

What's the big deal? It won't kill you to sit with another man. [That's not even lying down.]

[ flashback to week one.

another sigh, he takes a drink of wine that's apparently the mood of the hour. ]

Do you remember the first day we met, Mithra? Not sitting or laying down to rest, but fucking.

Not really . . . aside from the feeling that Aurelia was disagreeable. Either way, that's not what the ceremony is for—unless it's a weird kink of yours.

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cosmoid - 2024-04-08 20:22 (UTC) - Expand

Unfortunately, Mithra is right. You may be part of one of the matches that has been thrown in to cause us further problems.

[She pinches the bridge of her nose.]

Of course, such a thing is possible with any of the matches we are still considering. But we can no longer us incompatibility to rule any match out.

No, it's not about happiness. Yukong stated that her mate could only be another woman, and for me, it is very similar.

Understood, then. The showrunners took that into account with Yukong, so it is likely they did the same for you.

[Piping in-] Which would mean his options are down to 50/50 as well, is that not correct?

[squints at my charts, weeping internally at how unreadable they are now]

Manuela or Lin, yes, given the circumstances we're assuming.

[same tbh]

Then with any luck, we confirm Zhongli and Lin as the proper pair, leaving Manuela his only other option.

[Once again. Operating on the assumption that Martha is canon.]