[ a true travesty, for even with wearing the top buttons of his shirt undone, his scales remain elusive. ]

Oh? Perhaps the Sea God could turn into more forms, but for me it is this and a blue flame. Though I think if I were to die, I would be reduced to a pile of salt.

He might just have a boring taste all around. But, that doesn't explain his interest in you.

[ this sure is a conversation they're having. ]