ᯓ⭐ WEEK TWO MATCH CEREMONY

Welcome, kiddos and kiddettes! To Week Two of this bullshit!

Once again, everyone is led up to the roof with the same seating set-up as before. Riri is cheerfully bobbing in front of the fire and as people arrive and get settled, it waves its little wand to offer Greeting Sparkles.

"I guess we'll see if you're taking it a little more seriously this week. Probably surprising no one, our overachieving Marty is gonna be up first this time, but who knows how it's gonna go next week?

Anyway, sit down, shut up, and unfortunately let the guy speak."

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[ remember that look earlier? there's nothing as patient or as petty as the scale of the sea god. and as much as he knows this likely won't amount to anything, uroko's not one to hold back for better or worse.

he raises a single finger in riri's direction, flicks it and-

it's now raining fish directly over riri's head. ]

What kind of dishes can you make with fish and potatoes?

[ Before the fish can hit Riri, a fish tank full of water appears over its head, catching the fish neatly. Riri gives the tank a pat. ]

I'm against animal abuse.

And many others things. [ like manners, but the pot calling the kettle black etc. ]

I did wonder if I attempted to curse you in the traditional way, if you would just turn into a fish entirely.