WEEK TWO MATCH CEREMONY

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ᯓ⭐ WEEK TWO MATCH CEREMONY

Welcome, kiddos and kiddettes! To Week Two of this bullshit!

Once again, everyone is led up to the roof with the same seating set-up as before. Riri is cheerfully bobbing in front of the fire and as people arrive and get settled, it waves its little wand to offer Greeting Sparkles.

"I guess we'll see if you're taking it a little more seriously this week. Probably surprising no one, our overachieving Marty is gonna be up first this time, but who knows how it's gonna go next week?

Anyway, sit down, shut up, and unfortunately let the guy speak."

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Arrivals

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[ Get yo sexy fits on, hold hands, etc. ]

Selections

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[ This is just to make you all nervous while I wait thirty more minutes-- ]

Results

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Aaaand here we are again!

[ As they are once again plunged into darkness, the lone star twinkling up ahead to represent the very competent lesbians. ]

Same deal as before. So long as you can get one star to show up there, you avoid getting in trouble. If you don't, another one of you is losing a wish.

And since Rio brought it up to me, Zhongli, the answer is "no". Nice try, though. Sacrifices are fun, but only dramatic ones.

pity (after)party and discussion if you're nasty

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[There's a silver lining here: One match is one match, and they can hold in this position until they hatch a better plan.

That's the only silver lining, as far as Manuela's concerned. Since her plan to go to bed and drink and sulk is waylaid by not actually being able to go to bed, she's mixing herself a drink in one of the common bar areas. She'll serve one to anyone who comes by and is receptive. They are thunderingly strong.]

We can talk about this until we're blue in the face, but we're not solving it today. I'm going to enjoy myself. I only get in trouble when I drink alone, so maybe you'll all join me? We need to loosen up.