WEEK TWO MATCH CEREMONY

[potatomance]

ᯓ⭐ WEEK TWO MATCH CEREMONY

Welcome, kiddos and kiddettes! To Week Two of this bullshit!

Once again, everyone is led up to the roof with the same seating set-up as before. Riri is cheerfully bobbing in front of the fire and as people arrive and get settled, it waves its little wand to offer Greeting Sparkles.

"I guess we'll see if you're taking it a little more seriously this week. Probably surprising no one, our overachieving Marty is gonna be up first this time, but who knows how it's gonna go next week?

Anyway, sit down, shut up, and unfortunately let the guy speak."

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[potatomance]

Aaaand here we are again!

[ As they are once again plunged into darkness, the lone star twinkling up ahead to represent the very competent lesbians. ]

Same deal as before. So long as you can get one star to show up there, you avoid getting in trouble. If you don't, another one of you is losing a wish.

And since Rio brought it up to me, Zhongli, the answer is "no". Nice try, though. Sacrifices are fun, but only dramatic ones.

1/???

[potatomance]

[ Anyway, silence.

Waiting.

More waiting...

But finally, a star, a little fainter than the one already up there, appears in the sky. ]

[potatomance]

[ And then things return to normal after five minutes.

Well! ]

Could be worse, right? At least one of you got it right! I was beginning to get worried you were all terrible at this.

Good job!

[ Well. It's something. ]

[ringsmaster]

Wow.

We suck.

[cosmoid]

[ remember that look earlier? there's nothing as patient or as petty as the scale of the sea god. and as much as he knows this likely won't amount to anything, uroko's not one to hold back for better or worse.

he raises a single finger in riri's direction, flicks it and-

it's now raining fish directly over riri's head. ]

What kind of dishes can you make with fish and potatoes?

[potatomance]

[ Before the fish can hit Riri, a fish tank full of water appears over its head, catching the fish neatly. Riri gives the tank a pat. ]

I'm against animal abuse.

[cosmoid]

And many others things. [ like manners, but the pot calling the kettle black etc. ]

I did wonder if I attempted to curse you in the traditional way, if you would just turn into a fish entirely.

[potatomance]

You'd have to understand my genetic makeup for that and too bad for you, I'm not a potato.

Thanks for the friends, though.

[ Off we go! ]

[voxnozzz]

[


somewhere else oz's one neuron is activating because he felt off calling riri a potato. they're too unblemished. he is validated. ]

[aureated]

[this is going so well]

[helmswoman]

[ it is very frustrating to not be able to help at all ]

[bewrightback]

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...So, uh, anyone catch who that star was for...?

[(I guess one out of six ain't bad...)]

this was in the wrong place and it bothered me

[alcoheal]

Well! [Manuela slaps her knees and stands up.] I'm going back to bed.

[How that's going to work with the sleeping arrangements is anyone's guess, but who knows if she's actually considered that?]